I can't wait to be this old person!
Me: Hello there Mr. *********. My name is Leo and I'm from the lab. Here to get some blood is that alright?
59 year old Patient: Why sure, let me just pause this real quick.
*His laptop makes noise and all I hear is*
Laptop: "FUS RO DAH!"
Me: Sorry, but is that... Skyrim?
Patient: Yeah, I've been playing it like crazy, I love being retired. Except for the fact that I'm here
Me: *looks at his computer again and sees his 'warrior' character* Nice, joined the Dark Brotherhood yet? I just finished all of the main quests for them, so awesome.
Patient: Nah, I've been busy killing these dragons and I'm just here in my house at Whiterun
Me: I was trying to test you to see if you were just playing a joke but you just made my night!!!
Patient: Yeah? Well good! Now get the needle off of me kid, I gotta kill some more dragons.
*Note: we proceeded to talk about Skyrim for the next 5-10 minutes*
VeganInAzeroth: When I'm healing... →
veganinazeroth: And the tank is like “fuck this shit not doing any quests” and I’m pretty sure the dps don’t speak english. I’m like “OVER THERE HEY HEY” “HEY” QUEST” “QUEST” GUYS” ”COMEONE” “DONT BE A DOUCHE” “YOU GUYS HAVE THIS QUEST” “HEY” HEY” And then they all start arguing with eachother over pulling…