That is your hair?
Lunch is finished, and Noah asked to go potty before laying down for his nap. He’s gotten proficient enough that we let him go in the bathroom by himself, and he doesn’t need help getting his pants back up unless it’s jeans, so it’s pretty unusual by now for him to call out to us from the bathroom. Noah: Goin’ pee-pee! Me: Okay, Noah. Go pee-pee. Noah: *closes...
Don't say that! It's dangerous!
Oh my god, the three-year-old that we watch just went through this spiel. Noah: MEOW, MEOW Me: Do you know what we do with stray cats, Noah? Noah: Don’t say that! It’s dangerous! Noah: We get the wood… Noah: Put it in the fire… Noah: And watch it… Noah: BURN UP!!!!!! *waves arms around, I guess depicting a fiery explosion*
Liars know the Truth.: What I've learned from... →
shengatron: There are two sides to every war. To say that a war is between the tyrants of oppression and the fighters of freedom, however, is to ignore the war between the keepers of peaces and the agents of chaos, respectively. Oppression, throughout history, is mostly caused the prideful arrogance of one…
Land of Bells and Shadow: Homestuck Title Test →
thepageofhopes: Who doesn’t want to know the Homestuck Title they would have in the game? EDITED: Added more Aspect info, Changed how Rage and Doom work, and added one Syllable Titles! This is something I’ve been creating for a long time, and finally got to a place where I feel like the test is pretty solid. I’m apparently the Mage of Blood.
There should be no reason for you to feel uncomfortable with this interaction. Try to think of me as one of your kindly human uncle figures. In fact, if I were in your presence now, I would offer you candy to prove it. TT: Oh my god.
I’ve started project “Fuck The World”, a top secret attempt to funnel magma to...– StarkRavingMad - 5th Overseer of the Dwarven fortress “Boatmurdered”. (via captainspycrab )
loli-english: oh right im rly amused by something rly dumb okay the lowest blood weve seen (excluding karkats dum mutant poo) is………aradia, who is the MAID and then the hIGHEST is feferi, who is the hero of LIFE and then janes the MAID OF LIFE and then uh secxond lowest blood = tav who is the page and then second highest(???) blood is eridan who is hero of HOPE and then jake = pAGE OF HOPE ...